7. A shirt that tells your family exactly how you feel about the holidays.
Ain’t No Party Like a Christmas Party, $20;LookHuman.com
8. A sweater that covers your nipples with carrot sticks.
Snowman Boobs Xmas Sweater, $40; Etsy.com
9. A sweater with Donald Trump as a snowman.
Donald Trump Ugly Christmas Sweater, $60; Etsy.com